Wednesday, February 24, 2010

My favorite twitter denizen gets recognized

I follow Roger Ebert and he follows Kelly Oxford and now I follow Kelly Oxford. The cycle does doesn't continue because they do don't follow me.

My favorite twitterer, Kelly Oxford is finally getting recognized.



Here are a few of my favorite Oxford tweets:


1. Whenever I see a dog's balls I think, "What an asshole" Some dogs need underpants.

2. When women lie about their age, they should go up 10 years instead of down. Then when people say "You look so young", they'll mean it.

3. The best thing to come out of a 2 hr wait in a Dr's office with your crying baby, is a 6 month renewal of birth control pills.

4. Yelling "WE CAN ALL SEE YOU ASSHOLE!" to someone wearing camouflage winter clothing in the snow is extremely satisfying.

5. Say what you will, but turtlenecks make great vaginas when you re-enact a birth.

6. Harry Potter theme park commercial that airs during the Superbowl will feature a bunch of nerds lining up to ride Hermione.

7. I think my daughter just insulted her girlfriend. "Your bracelet looks like it cost two arcade tickets"

8. I liked the part where Steve Jobs came out without a belt and tried to sell us a giant iphone that doesn't make calls.

9.'I forgive but I never forget' sounds a lot like never forgiving.

10. Just sat the baby down in the gin aisle and taught the older two kids about cause and effect.

2010 Alternative Oscar Contenders

It's times like these I give thanks to men's magazine like Esquire. Even though, alternatively, their name means only to males, and used to denote a high social status (thank you wikipedia). Though I must not complain, for it's their 11th year of Alternative Oscars, click here for the list of contenders.



Let Down of the Year


Away We Go, directed by Sam Mendes

Extract, directed by Mike Judge

Taking Woodstock, directed by Ang Lee

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